SON AND FATHER
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Here are two entertaining emails
exchanged between father
and son.
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$
of friend$ and
$tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I
$imply can't
think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can
ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to
hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics,
and oceaNOgraphy are
eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr
student busy. Do NOt forget
that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a
NOble task, and you
can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER
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A man loved a girl who studies computer
science.
He sent a letter saying:
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER Believe
me
it is true...
You installed the best in me. Your
picture is always in my
background.
You clicked my heart gently. You drive me
crazy when I see you.
Your love reset my life and deleted all
the sadness in me.
You restored my kindness after I thought
it was corrupted.
I'm always connected to you with more
than 56 heart beat per second.
You hacked my brain and registered your
name in it.
You are the only one that could navigate
my feelings and explore my
emotions at the same time.
I feel lost when I try to call you and
you are not responding.
I always feel you close to me when I shut
down my eyes, or when I
open my windows waiting foryou to pass.
You are the only one that can log into my
heart and never log out. I
dream of being your only server as long
as I live.
You don't have to search for me, cause we
are always linked to each
others.
I see your name everywhere, my frontpage,
my homepage and all my
software.
I scanned my life and found that I'm only
infected by you.
You are the virus I'd never remove, and
why should I do?.
You formatted my life and added happiness
to view.
Believe me it is true... I love you more
than my CPU