Three Indians and three Pakistanis are travelling by train to the cricket

match at the World Cup in Manchester. At the station, the three Indians each

buy a ticket and watch as the three Pakistani buy just one ticket between

them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of

the Indians. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Pakistanis.

They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats but all

three Pakistanis cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting

tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door

opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The

conductor takes it and moves on.

The Indians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the

game, they decide to copy the Pakistanis on the return trip and save some

money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return

trip. To their astonishment, the Pakistanis don't buy a ticket at all !!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Indian.

"Watch and learn," answers an Pakistani. When they board the train the three

Indians cram into a toilet and soon after the three Pakistanis cram into

another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the

Pakistanis leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Indians

are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."

Regards,

Abdul Mateen Khan.