Alabama:  Yes, We Have Electricity

 Alaska:  11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

 Arizona:  But It's A Dry Heat

 Arkansas:  Literacy Ain't Everything

 California:  By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

 Colorado:  If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

 Connecticut:  Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

 Delaware:  We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

 Florida:  Ask Us About Our Grandkids

 Georgia:  We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

 Hawaii:  Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave  Your Money)

 Idaho:  More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes  Sure Are Real Good

 Illinois:  Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

 Indiana:  2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

 Iowa:  We Do Amazing Things With Corn

 Kansas:  First Of The Rectangle States

 Kentucky:  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

 Louisiana:  We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism  Campaign

 Maine:  We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

 Maryland:  If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

 Massachusetts:  Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

 Michigan:  First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

 Minnesota:  10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

 Mississippi:  Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

 Missouri:  Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

 Montana:  Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very  Little Else

 Nebraska:  Ask About Our State Motto Contest

 Nevada:  Whores and Poker!

 New Hampshire:  Go Away And Leave Us Alone

 New Jersey:  You Want A ##$%##! Motto?  I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

 New Mexico:  Lizards Make Excellent Pets

 New York:  You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An  Attorney ...

 North Carolina:  Tobacco Is A Vegetable

 North Dakota:  We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

 Ohio:  At Least We're Not Michigan

 Oklahoma:  Like The Play, Only No Singing

 Oregon:  Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

 Pennsylvania:  Cook With Coal

 Rhode Island:  We're Not REALLY An Island

 South Carolina:  Remember The Civil War?  We Didn't Actually Surrender

 South Dakota:  Closer Than North Dakota

 Tennessee:  The Educashun State

 Texas:  Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

 Utah:  Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

 Vermont:  Yep

 Virginia:  Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

 Washington:  Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

 Washington, D.C.:  Wanna Be Mayor?

 West Virginia:  One Big Happy Family ... Really!

 Wisconsin:  Come Cut The Cheese

 Wyoming:  Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!