A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so

  advanced that  we can take a kidney out of one man put

  it in another and have him  looking for work in six

  weeks."

  A German doctor says, "That's  nothing, we can take a

  lung out of one person put it in another and  have him

  looking for work in four weeks."

  A Russian doctor says,  "In my country medicine is so

  advanced we can take half a heart out of  one person

  put it in another and have them both looking for work

  in  two weeks."

  The American doctor, not to be outdone, says,  "You

  guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain

  out of  Texas, put him in the White House, and now half

  the country is looking  for work, and the other

  half preparing for (going to) war."