Kid's Advice

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
10years

When your dad is mad and asks you,
Do I look stupid? Don't answer him.
-12years

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- 9 years

When you get a bad grade in school, show
it to your mom when she's on the phone.
-, 13 years

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
-10 years

Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
-10 years

When your mom is mad at your dad,
don't let her brush your hair.
- 11 years

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- 9 years

Never try to baptize a cat.
-11 years

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