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Arz kiya hai... Aadaab zaroor karna!!!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke

I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

no more disk space...

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Ghar se jab tum nikale

pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya server down...

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Jabse meri zindagi mein,

aayi hai ik female.

Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh

kya mailbox, kya e-mail...

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Dil se ek ishq ki

application create kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se debug karna

mein wait kar raha hoon...

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Tumhaare intezaar mein

neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection

time out ho gaya...

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Kal jab mile thhe

to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain

your file not found!

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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi

ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

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Shayad mere pyar ko

taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya

ke paste karna bhool gaye...

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Laakhon honge nigaah mein

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe

kabhi to double-click karo...

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Roz subha hum karte hain

pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

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Nazar mein to kai hain

aur shaayad lonely hain...

Problem yehi hai ki voh

ab read only hain...