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SARDAR'S BMW

BMW cars used to have back mounted engines in the past.

Sardar Hari Singh Purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very
happily.
On the way the car broke down. Sardarji came out of the car and opened
the bonnet,
trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat. By that time
Sardar Gani
Singh came by that way and saw our sardarji, totally confused and
sweating, trying
to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the
matter.

Hari Singh: "The BMW people have fooled me. They have given me the car
without an engine."

Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I have a spare engine in the back of my BMW.
You can take that."

TO LOOSE WEIGHT...

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300
days,
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the
doctor
to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.

"I'm 2400 kms from home."

SPARE BOMB

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with the Indian Govt and
decided to
blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in
the front seat
of their car and set off. Hari Singh asks "What happens if the bombs
blast off now".
Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"

COUNT THE CHICKENS

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward each other on a country
road.
Hari Singh carried a burlap bag over his shoulder.

"Hey Bhai," Gani Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?"

"Chickens," was the reply.

"If I guess how many, can I have one?"

"You can have both of them."

"OK, Five?"

EMPLOYMENT?

Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns
titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected
: He was not sure
as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

HEIGHTS OF REVENGE

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we
had to spend sleepless
nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to
sleep, one mosquito
comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets
very irritated.
He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and
catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood
shed but still wanted
to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says
"so ja machchar,
bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep
sleep in his hands.
So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

To be continued.........