A small boy wrote Santa Claus "send me a brother".

Santa wrote back "send me ur mother".

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I am ur doctor...sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem, ur

brain is in 2 parts, left and right.

The left has nothing rite on it and right has nothing left in it.

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A Chinese couple accidentlly had illegitemate twins without getting

married.

Guess what they named them.........Joe Hoa , So Hoa.

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Sardar Ji's friend: Run home ur wife is sleeping with ur friend !

Sardar ji runs home and in a while returns happy

and says: U stupid he's the neighbour not my friend....he he he.

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uk.................congratulations !!!

u r able to speak monkey language fluently.

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BREAKING NEWS :

Pakistani team kidnaped.Ransom of 100 Crores demanded or else

they'll Pour petrol and burn them.

Plzz contribute, myself donated 5 liters for a good cause.