Test your intelligence.

1.  Where was the first potato found?

                                                        Ans: In the ground.

2.  What comes down but never goes up?

                                                         Ans: rain.

3.  If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?

                                                        Ans: three minutes.

4.  What can fly but has no wings?

                                                         Ans: Time.

5.  What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?

                                                         Ans: Horse.

6.  I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I? 

                                                         Ans: Rainbow.

7.  How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.

                                            Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX. 

8.  There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?        Ans: Non.

9.  Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?

    Ans: They were only three persons, son     father and grandfather.                                                                                    

10. Which is the hardest key to turn?

                                                         Ans: Donkey.

11. which part of London in France?

                                                        Ans: -N-

12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?

                                                       Ans: Because then it would be a foot.

13. What r the largest ant in the world?

                                                       Ans: Elephant.

14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?

                                                       Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car

15. Where do fish keep their money?

                                                       Ans: at the river bank.

16. Which sea has waves but no water?

                                                       Ans: BBC.

17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?

                                                       Ans: milk shaikh.

18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?

                                                      Ans: electricity.

19. Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?

                                                      Ans: because they lost all their matches.

20. Which fish lives in heaven?

                                                     Ans: Angel fish.

21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?