"Because," kid explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

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On The Role Of Good Looks In Love

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."

-Gary, age 7

Concerning Why Lovers Often Hold Hands

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."

 -Dave, age 8

Confidential Opinions About Love

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."

 -Bobby, age 8

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."

 -Regina, age 10

"Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime."

 -Floyd, age 9

The Personal Qualities Necessary To Be A Good Lover

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."

 -Ava, age 8

"Sensitivity don't hurt."

 -Robbie, age 8

Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."

 -Del, age 6

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."

 -Alonzo, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."

 -Bart, age 9

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there."

 -Manuel, age 8

How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are In Love?

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." 

 -Brad, age 8

Titles Of The Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved