Subject: If the insect falls into the Pepsi Glass...!
If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then:
The Saudi:
Throws the glass away and walks away.
The American:
Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi.
The Chinese:
Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away!
The Israeli:
Sucks the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the
insect and drinks the Pepsi.
The Pakistani:
Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his
Pepsi before throwing away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows
to reply in kind.
The Indian:
Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate
into the glass,supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in
the Pepsi, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the
insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary and finally
a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and presents the identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistan army personnel in an undercover operation to change the status of Line
of Control, shows this guy on Zee News saying it is bla bla (some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Urdu which obviously the insect
doesn't know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demands that the US should declare Pakistan a terrorist!!!!!