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the Name of Allah, Most
Gracious, Most Merciful
none other than our friend the television!!!
TELEVISION INTERVIEWED
Name:
Television Ibn Iblees, born in the early 20th century
Tell me a little about your family background:
Well, my father is not unknown to you.In fact, he is very close to
you. He is the very same Iblees that was expelled from Heaven because
he refused to prostrate to you father, Adam. Since that day, he has
vowed to lead you and your kind astray. Oh, Yes! I must say, he is
very, very successful in his work. I am proud that I am able to help
my father in his work.
Who are your dearest friends:
Cinema, Novels, Photography, Magazines, way too many to mention!
What is your greatest fear/enemy?:
No doubt , the Qur'aan and Sunnah.
What is your greatest ambition?:
My greatest ambition is to serve my father, Iblees,as best as
possible. It is his lifelong desire that Adam's children be led
astray.
What are your duties?:
Oh!There are so many. It is not possible to mention all in this
interview. However,I will try to mention the very important ones :
1.To propagate nudity and sexual immorality. Of course, regarding this
, I must admit that some of your own kind has made my work very easy
for me by branding a function of mine as Educational!
2.To promote various crimes,such as violence , aggression , robbery ,
murder , etc.I propagate these acts in the hope that it will be
accepted as a mode of behaviour.In this sphere , many " educated
people" tend to get angry at my success.However , I soothe them in
their leisure time with dances , music concerts , etc.
3.I am proud to say that I am the most successful brainwashing agent
in the world!
4.I like showing my superiority by thinking for others.All those
students who daydream in school will bear me out.I feed them with all
the knowledge - theoretical and practical.There is no necessity ,
whatsoever , for them to sit down and think.
5.My greatest function , and the one I take the most pride in , is to
divert man's attention from his Creator.After all, it is He who
ejected my father from Heaven!What could be more pleasing to me than
to lead His greatest creation away from Him?
Are you successful?:
What?You dare ask!Have I not reached the Holy Lands?Look at the
behaviour of your children.Which house does not invite me?
Tell us a little about your future:
My future is very bright indeed!I am in great demand , even in the
Holy Lands. I was black and white and now I am Technicolor . I am
improving my services all the time.Thanks to your efforts.
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