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Typical male
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If you treat him nice
He says, "Yar mujhe line de rahi hai"
If you don't
He says, "She's too proud."
If you dress nicely
He says, "She trying to impress me."
If you don't
He says, "You're tasteless."
If you argue with him
He says, "You're stubborn."
If you don't
He says, "You have no brains."
If you act smarter
He'll lose his face as you're insulting him.
If he acts smart, he thinks it's his right.
If you don't love him,
He'll try to posses you.
If you love him,
He'll try to leave you.
If you don't kiss him,
He says, "You don't love me."
If you do
He says, "You're so cheap."
If you don't share your problems with him
He says, "You don't share anything with me."
If you do
He says, "You bother me alot."
If you break a promise
He says, "I can't trust you anymore."
If he breaks a promise,
He says, "Jan mein majboor tha."
If you scold him
He says, "You act like a nanny."
If he scolds you
He says, "It's because I love you."
If you smoke
He says "You're a bad girl."
If he smokes
He says, "I'm a man."
If you get good grades
He says, "It was luck."
If he gets good grades
He says, "It was brains."
If you hurt him
He says, "You don't care about me."
If he hurt you
He says, "You're so sensitive."
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