WHACK!

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper
one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when
his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him
on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

MAN: "What was that for?"

WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants
pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"

MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when
I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name
of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes
off to do her duty around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair

reading and WHACK!

MAN: "What the hell was that for this time?"

WIFE: "Your horse phoned."