A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a
deaf husband. Honore de Balzac
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose
Bierce
The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything
probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt
him. Leo J. Burke
Don't marry the person you think you can live with;
marry only the individual you think you can't live
without. Dr. James C. Dobson
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on
earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then
he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he
automatically deserves great success in any field of
activity; yet almost everyone believes that he
automatically deserves success in marriage. Sydney J. Harris
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men
for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn
I have learned that only two things are necessary to
keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's
having her own way. And second, let her have it. Lyndon B. Johnson
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one
thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die
earlier. H. L. Mencken
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a
deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good
wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher. Socrates
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";
Herbert Spencer
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they
mature slowly. Peter De Vries
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love
with a personality, but must live with a character. Peter De Vries
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who
insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly
normal human being. Oscar Wilde
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henry
Youngman