If You Love Someone
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

   If you love someone, 
   Set her free... 
   If she comes back, she's yours, 
   If she doesn't, she never was.... 

THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist:
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free ... 
   If she ever comes back, she's yours, 
   If she doesn't, as expected, she never was 

Optimist:
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free ... 
   Don't worry, she will come back. 

Suspicious:
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free ... 
   If she ever comes back, ask her why. 

Impatient:
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free ... 
   If she doesn't come back within some time forget her. 

Patient:
   If you love someone, Set her free ... 
   If she doesn't come back, 
   continue to wait until she comes back ... 

Playful
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free ... 
   If she comes back, and if you love her still, 
   set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:
   if(you-love(m_she)) 
   m_she.free() 
   if(m_she ==== NULL) 
   m_she == new CShe; 

Animal-Rights Activist:
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free, 
   In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! 

Lawyers:
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free, 
   Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
   Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom 

Biologist :
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free, 
   She'll evolve. 

Statisticians :
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free, 
   If she loves you, the probability of her coming
   back is high 
   If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
   anyway. 

Schwarzenegger's fans:
   If you love someone, 
   Set her free, 
   SHE'LL BE BACK! 

Over possessive person :
   If you love someone 
   don't set her free. 

MBA :
   If you love someone set her free instantaneously
   and look for others simultaneously 

Psychologist : 
   If you love someone 
   set her free 
   If she comes back her super ego is dominant 
   If she doesn't come back her id is supreme 
   If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. 

Somnabulist :
   If you love someone 
   set her free 
   If she comes back it's a nightmare 
   If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. 

ERP functional expert :
   If you love someone 
   set her free 
   If she comes back, map her into your system 
   If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis 

Finance expert :
   If you love someone 
   set her free 
   If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
   If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
   If you love someone 
   set her free 
   If she comes back she has brand loyalty 
   If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market