Q. How do you stop an Indian tank?
A. Shoot the men who are pushing it.
Q. How do you disable Indian missiles?
Q. Have you ever seen Indian war heroes?
Q. Did you hear about the other latest Indian invention?
A. The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
Q. How do you sink an Indian battleship?
Q. Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a
cemetery in Delhi?
A. The Indian officials have so far Recovered 3000
bodies.
Q. Did you hear about the Indian admiral who had asked to be
buried at sea?
A. Five Indian sailors died digging his grave.
Q. Did you hear about the shutdown of the Delhi National
Library?
A. Somebody stole the book.
Q. What's brown and black and looks great on an Indian?
Q. How can you tell when an Indian is lying?
Q. What do you have when an Indian is buried up to his neck
in sand?
Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full
of Indians?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands
weren't met.
Q: What to do if you threw a grenade at a Indian soldier?
A: Just stand there - he will throw the pin at you and he will
keep the grenade
Q: What do you do when a Indian throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you do when a Indian throws a pin at you?
A: Run like crazy ... he has got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How did the Indian try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: How do you disable a Indian tank?
A: "Hide the wind-up key."
Q: Did you hear about the Indian helicopter crash?
A: The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan.
Q: How can you tell if a firing squad is from the Indian
Battalion?
A: "They stand in a circle."