INTERNET WOMAN: It's not easy to get access to
her.
SERVER WOMAN: She's always busy when you need
her.
WINDOWS WOMAN: Everybody knows she cannot do
anything right, but no body can live without her.
AOL WOMAN: Nobody can stand her for more than
half an hour.
EXCEL WOMAN: They say she can do lots of things,
but you only use her for the 4 basic operations.
WORD WOMAN: She always has a surprise for you
and there isn't anybody who really understands her.
D.O.S. WOMAN: There was a time when everybody
needed her, but nobody wants her now.
BACKUP WOMAN: You think you have everything with
her, but actually there is always something missing.
SCANDISK WOMAN: She is good deep inside and she
is only trying to help. But, actually nobody knows what she is really doing.
SCREENSAVER WOMAN: She is useless, but you have
fun with her.
PAINTBRUSH WOMAN: Easy to use, but nobody gets
satisfied.
RAM WOMAN: She forgets everything as soon as she
is unplugged.
HARD DISK WOMAN: She always remembers
everything.
MOUSE WOMAN: She is useful only when she is
pushed and dragged.
MULTIMEDIA WOMAN: She makes everything look
nice.
JOYSTICK WOMAN: When you use her, you end with
your hand sweating and your arm aches.
MICROSOFT WOMAN: She wants to dominate every man
she meets. She'll try to convince you she's the best for you. She schemes how
to make you get in trouble with other women. She promises you that she'll do
whatever you want if you throw your girl friends' telephone numbers away.
Suddenly, she will be the only one in your life. There will come a time when
you will need her approval before you can open the fridge or you can take your
car keys.
PASSWORD WOMAN: You think you're the only one who knows her, but actually
everybody knows her.
MP3 WOMAN: Everybody wants to have her.
USUER WOMAN: She
does nothing right and she is always demanding more than she really needs.
ANALYST-PROGRAMMER WOMAN: She is always cooking,
she is always mending.
CPU WOMAN: She has a great look outside, but she
is empty inside.
MONITOR WOMAN: She makes you see life in
colourful ways.
CD-ROM WOMAN: Everytime she is faster.
CONSULTANT WOMAN: She tells you everything
except what you want to know.
E-MAIL WOMAN: When she talks, at least 8 things
out of 10 are nonsenses.
VIRUS WOMAN: (ALSO KNOWN AS WIFE) When you least
expect, she gets into your life, she stays and takes control of all your
belongings. If you try to get rid of her, you lose many resources. But, if
you don't, then you may lose everything.