Answers To
Some Romentic Quotes
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is
sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.
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After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
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I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
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Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
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I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
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My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
more questions
Q. What did the lonely banana say?
A. I'm a"kela".
Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A. "Aaloo?"
Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
A. B(h)ooths
Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A. Why do phools fall in love?
Q. What did the fat car say?
A. I'm a mota car.
Q. What did the confused egg say?
A. I don't unda-stand.
Q. Where do earrings go on holiday?
A. Bali.
Q. What did the half eaten naan say?
A. I wish I was puri.
Q. What language do carrots speak?
A. Gajar-ati.
Q. What do you call a bald poet?
A. Ik-bal.
Q. What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A. Pizza - "HUT"!!
Q - Who is Joe?
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Kambakth ishq"
Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
Q3. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR
4. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI ?
Sita MEMORY hai ( RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY)
5. Q- Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi...Kumble brings a bottle
of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Tendulkar is an opener
6. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai!
7 . Q: Wohh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai
par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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jara dimag pey jor dalo
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Aamir Khan !!!!!!!