A little humor for a world in crisis:

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 A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so

 advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put

 it in another and have him going back to work in six

 weeks.

 "A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a

 lung out of one person put it in another and have him

 looking for work in four weeks."

 A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so

 advanced we can take half a heart out of one person

 put it in another and have them both looking for work

 in two weeks."

 The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You

 guys are way behind,we just took a man with no brains

 out of Texas, put him in the White House, transplanted

 an Israeli brain into the area where his brain should

 have been,and now half the country is looking for

 work, and the other half is preparing for war."

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